After the sexy mom has helped her little child with her homework and distractedly narrated them bed time story to put them to sleep, she remembers that she has to catch on her favorite TV program/go to a party/ wash dishes/work on her laptop. After attending to one of these or some of these, her mental battery is drained. But isn't she horny? Well may be; by the time she gets on to her bedroom, she has company. A perennially wailing baby has an urgent issue to be taken care of, an older child wants to curl up to mom because she fears being alone in the middle of the night. Ah, the cutie whom she married ten years ago snores heavily, and sports garlic bread breath. Every night she get to witness the same big bulge rising proudly out of his body-his beer belly!
Hey, didnt you know that women peaked sexually and looked their ripest in their 30s? Forget it. The microwave is there but there is simply no electricity. We asked a handful of sexy moms one standard question: Do you have sex?
Sexy mom 1: Only with my husband to have kids. I love kids, you see!(If there was any other method to make kids, she would have done it..The act of sex is not relevant)
Sexy mom2: Sex is such an over-rated thing. Also it is too personal too comment(Good thing, but if you are happily married, wouldnt you have said a simple 'yes')
Sexy mom3 : I love chocolates( er........may be you get the same pleasure, but what about the cuddles, hugs and friction?)
Sex mom 4: Are you sure you want me to open the can of worms? (That explains it!)
Sexy mom 5: What is sex? Now if you can leave me, I have to get busy with the school fun fair.
One mother of two who lives in a joint family has said that there is a direct co-relation between her mother-in-law problems and her orgasms. "If you don't please mother-in-law, then somewhere within the husband is so hurt and angry that he won't perform!" It is a thing which is quite visible. After the first anniversary or less, sex is no longer a ecstatic ride, but a momentary fizzle which dies down before you even say "hmmmm!" There are no tube baths, no special dinners, no caviar,-just a groaning two-minute noodle. Man gets off, woman gets nothing.
For most of the women, it is the day's work that takes its toll. By the time, you have reached home, you want to get hooked on to your TV. When it is time to go bed, you see your cutie snoring away or working at his computer. He is either sleeping like a log or working too hard. You just wished he did some hard work on you! Oh, forget it! You would rather get your share of beauty sleep because you have to get up early so that you send your kids to the bus-stop on time.
It is a really tragic state of affair when a married woman has to put her sex-life on the backburner. Sexual satisfaction is deeply linked to the state of good-health. It is one of the best stress busters GOD has given. Plus, you do not have to spend a bomb in a spa. You can get the same pleasure from your partner. How can you neglect something which is healthy and pleasurable! A steady and satisfying sexlife with your partner can not only boost your immunity but also keep your face glowing. Also, how on earth can you look sexy and healthy, unless you are getting your share of protein diet? We are not talking about fish and shakes here!
Loss of libido is a problem which is prevalent in every corner of the world. Let's not give up on something which can be of a lot of help and fun to us. Here are some steps by which you can fire up your libido and make sure your husband contributes his generous bit to keep the lovemaking frenzy alive:
1. Move the television out of your room. If you dont want to, make sure you play some sexy erotica which turns you on and makes you forget the worries of the world.
2. When the clock strikes 8 in the evening, do not talk about school politics. Talk about things like how your son's mother is such a manipulator only during breakfast hours.
3. Behave like love-struck teenagers. It is easy if you give it a try. Play hide and seek games with your husband. Make sure you eat strawberries and icecreams in bed with your husband. Flirt with him. Wear sexy outfit that reveal but do not expose everything. Make him hungry for you. If he is still a miserable log, ask him to meet you after work or shopping. When both of you reach home, strip seductively to provoke him. Make sure your kids are at your grandma's place.
4. Play the game of blindfold. Then take a piece of ice and let your mouth do the rest.
5. Use sexy double meanings that will make your husband blush. Use words like juicy, hard, soft and wet whenever both of you are together. You are not using really talking cheap but the tone and the effect of these words will make your husband know your intentions.
6. Get a lover, if your husband cannot perform. Comeon, dont your hormones matter? If there is a water shortage in your house, you surely have to go to some place where water supply exists. Still if you want to be committed, fantasise.... Your mind does not censor anything. Use the hottest sex organ that you have-the brain.
7. Read your husband a bed time story huskily. Soon he will rise to the occasion!
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Impotence or Erectile Dysfunction is a condition in which a man is unable to attain an erect penis that is rigid enough for sexual penetration or sexual satisfaction. Impotence should not be confused with premature ejaculation, loss of libido, or absence of orgasm; in all of these cases, satisfactory erection may be obtained. http://www.levitrabliss.com/
I think it is awful that sex decreases so much once you are married... people - it doesn't have to be that way!
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